- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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