Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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