- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Steve Jobs.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

women

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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