- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

i dislike sack in my mouth

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Womens' rights.

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