What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Barack Obama

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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