What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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im a selling a car

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Homework.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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