- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Chuck Norris.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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