A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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