What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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This is my joke. funny

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Hummer.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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