Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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