- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Anne Frank.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Penis!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

im black

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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