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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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