Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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