- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pale and white your ass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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