Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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