Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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