Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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womens rights

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Unflushed Shit...

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Penis!

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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