- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Asians

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Sex. That is all.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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