roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what do you call a black man named mike

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

That's Racist

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Steve Jobs.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Frown is a four letter word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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