silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Obama-Care

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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i eat poop

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What is worse

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

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