A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Is this a chair?

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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who smells? •Liam

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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The 19th Amendment

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