Frown is a four letter word.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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