what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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