Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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