A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Compton

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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