- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Anne Frank.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Compton

How do u shit With ur ass

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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