- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??