why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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