2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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