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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Is this a chair?

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.