Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

World Peace

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

The Charlotte bobcats.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Left. That one direction...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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