How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Working hard or hardly working????

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Sex. That is all.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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