Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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