What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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