- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Working hard or hardly working????

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Sex. That is all.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

I'm gay.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??