- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

women leaving the kitchen

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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