- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

a black guy leaves prison

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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