What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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ha.

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antijokes

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Hello

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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