Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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