What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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