- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A baby seal walks into a club...

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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