Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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My mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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