- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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want to go home? yea

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

This is not a good joke.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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