What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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