- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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want to go home? yea

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

This is not a good joke.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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