What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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69

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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World Peace

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Your mother

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Anne Frank.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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like for a handjob.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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