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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Anne Frank.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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