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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Penis in a box.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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