Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Barack Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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