what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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*you're

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Tennesse

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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