Frown is a four letter word.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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