Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Womens rights

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Microsoft Windows

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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