Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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