Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

cot!

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Poopsack Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

a show horse jumps over a bar

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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