Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is brown and sticky?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

World Peace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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