A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Hitler is my role model

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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