What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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