How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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brett is a dick

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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