- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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