Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

Frown is a four letter word.

Tennesse

Knock Knock No one answers....

Penis jokes.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Don't think of granny porn

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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