- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

whats pale and white your ass.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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