- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Penis!

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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