- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Hitler was Jewish.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A Banana wrote this...

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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