- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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