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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

The Holocaust

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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