Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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