First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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World Peace

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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