Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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the your face joke

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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