Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Penis jokes.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Frown is a four letter word.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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