What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Gestapo.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

don't look behind you

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What's white and sticky? Glue

An asian walks out of math class

Tim's gay.

Ass

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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