a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Canada's army

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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