How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Lebron Traveled

I only like NY as a friend.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Once upon a time.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Hummer.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

You smell bad? Cool.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Will you marry me?

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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