What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock go away ok

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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