Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

What's up? The sky.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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