what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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