What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What is brown and sticky?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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