- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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