How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

cms.......?????

I have no ideas.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Anne Frank.

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