How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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