Your doorbell is broken.

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This is my joke. funny

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W.N.B.A.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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you

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Wolf Pussy

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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