- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Women"s Rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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