what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Small titties.

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Will you marry me?

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Hitler is my role model

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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