- Anti Joke

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Hitler was Jewish.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Woman's Rights.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

brett is a dick

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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