What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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what time is it rape time

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