Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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The Holocaust

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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