- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Frown is a four letter word.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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