What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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knock knock go away ok

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Trashcan!

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Jokes are funny.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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