What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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