What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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