- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

T-Dog scare me

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

9/11/2001

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

The horse said "nay."

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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