Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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