- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

lol

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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