Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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