What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

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