- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Chuck Norris died.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Knock Knock No one answers....

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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