Potato

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Chayton

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Left. That one direction...

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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potato farming

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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