Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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