- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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