what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

whos gay? you are

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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