- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Sex. That is all.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

This is my joke. funny

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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