Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Priority parking for hybrid cars

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Religion

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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