Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Avery has crabs.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Women's Rights

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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