- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Wolf Pussy

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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