How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

cms.......?????

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Johnson stops eating

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Pickles

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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