- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Womens rights

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

ROSS G IS OBESE

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