A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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