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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.