"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What abou three times

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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