how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Poop

Haha

Ancient Greeks rights

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

I only like NY as a friend.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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