How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Hitler was Jewish.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

To mamas so fat shes fat

women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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