A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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NEVER

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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dog

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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