What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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your life

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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