What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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minced oaths

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats9+10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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