How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

World peace

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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