- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Tim's gay.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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