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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

I have read the Terms of Service.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

I have read the Terms of Service.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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