- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What flys? A fly

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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