What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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i love antijokes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I'm gay.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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