why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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shut up

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Steve Jobs.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Nickelback.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Penis in a box.

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Anti Joke

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