Rob Bell

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Women

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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GONNA

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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