- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Chaney is a dumb b****

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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