Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Small titties.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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