How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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