What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Penis in a box.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Steve Jobs.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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AVI IS A FAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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