Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Women's rights.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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