- Anti Joke

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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