Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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robin, get in the car.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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