- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Dozer has a soul

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Grapefruit.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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