- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Whats 0+0 0

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

ruddell and dodds anal

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Womens rights

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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