What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Susie has Autism

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

S.O.P.A

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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