whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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hi

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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