Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Your Mom

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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