Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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