what time is it rape time

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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