- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Frown is a four letter word.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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