what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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My mom just died....

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Yeah, totally.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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