So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

who eats pencils asians

Women Voting

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Small titties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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