What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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