- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

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