- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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