Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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minorities.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Women

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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