- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

cory is gay

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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