If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

like my drawing of a white person?

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Anne Frank.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

ROSS G IS OBESE

Pickles

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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