whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A black goes to college

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Kittens.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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