How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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A man walks into a bar.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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