The glass is half an hour.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A guy is playing cod

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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