- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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