I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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penis that is all

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Yeah, totally.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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