so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Bumsniffer

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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I love Ciara!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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