- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Woman's Rights.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

you just lost the game!

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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