How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Amputations.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Jake Bowar

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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