What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

oops

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

nine...eleven

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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