What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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