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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

no u

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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