potato farming

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

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