What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Teen pregnancy

ROSS G IS OBESE

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Chuck Norris died.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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