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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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