what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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you will die someday

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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