I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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My butt!!!!

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666

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Women's rights.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Hi colton

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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you just lost the game!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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